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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Does sleeping with earbuds cause ear pain?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

How reliable is U.S. economic data? It’s a growing risk for investors awaiting the next Fed rate cut. - MarketWatch

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Appendix cancers on the rise in younger generations, study finds - NBC News

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do I cut off friends that don't contribute to my life?

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How powerful is LinkedIn for job ads?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How big is the French Army?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the best AI recruiting tools and AI hiring software available today?

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes